Hey all,
So its been three thousand years since I updated this thing but I must admit not that much has happened since. Luke, Chelsea, and Adam got a glimpse at my amazing taste in cinema as they blasted my life of the Madonna classic, The Next Best Thing. The world must be dellusional because it turns out that The Next Best Thing is critically hated. This makes no sense to me! What more do people need from a movie! It follows the lives of rich attractive people who don't waste time doing unglamorous activities.
OMG OK I HAVE TO STOP TO REPORT ON THE MEETING GOING ON NEXT TO ME!!
Ok there are to Frat-bros and an Indian guy with a cool accent talking. At first they were just talking about like whatever, lending a laptop to each other or whatever. The second frat guy shows up and they start talking business. I'm thinking ok they are probably meeting for a group project...tis the reason right? WRONG!! I happen to hear "adult advertisers" and I thought thats strange...whats adult....OH MY GOD!!!!
They are in talks of making a PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE!!!! CALLED THE SEX (but with 3 X's...original...) TUBE!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!! The Indian guy is designing the website and organizing the advertising (stereotypke much?) and the two bros are gathering all the information. One bro is super worried about legality of what not and they don't want their names to be attatched to it. THIS is RIDICULOUS!!! They are in the most populated part of the food court and not even in hushed tones!! WHO DOES THIS!!! OH MY GOD!! I only wish I had a mac so that I could snap a photo or a video of whats going on next to me.
Shoot I have to go to English where I can further lose faith in humanity!
Trust No one
-Kevin
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What is the URL exactly for that?
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